只有大马人才看得懂!失恋男用Manglish写分手故事爆红!

英文有分美式和英式,那么在大马当然也有属于大马人的语言啦!近期,有一名男子用 Manglish 写了一段自己的分手故事,既令人心疼但又忍不住笑!据说,只有大马人才看懂他写了什么!赶快来看看吧!

原文如下:

I come here to tou gao, I want write hua yu, but then i saw admin say they gu li us tou gao in English. I try try sin. U all try try see, see can understand mou.

我来这里投稿,我想写华语但管理员说他们鼓励我们用英语投稿,我就试试看先。你们试一试读,看能明白不。 


Yesterday, I fen shou+ed with my gf, she said under MCO, we stay in different home very hard to continue the bf gf life, like normal couple things also cannot do like kiss kiss also cannot, we only can kiss the phone screen.

昨天,我跟我的女友分手(+过去式语法)了,她说因为MCO,我们住在不同地方很难继续男女朋友的生活,就连亲亲也不能像正常情侣一样,我们只能在手机屏幕上亲。


I say, this is no choice de, because virus very dangerous, and also my job and study just around Subang and she also need to work which near Cheras, she also stay there.

我说这是没办法的,因为病毒很危险,加上我的工作和学习都在 Subang 附近,她也需要在 Cheras 附近上班并住在那里。


But she just don’t want wait, she say she go many many boy q for her for dating, I say why is our relationship so fragile de meh, just stay different only nine months then kena break up, and she want another boy boy ady.

但她就是不要再等了,她说她有很多很多男生排队着找她约会。我说难道我们的感情这么脆弱的咩?才分开9个月就要分手了,然后她要别的男生了。


She answered,

”MCO is not an excuses make us break up, is me no feeling on u jor. I got feeling on another boy boy ady, u see u, only know how the make roti, you know how to make me happy or not mou? you don’t know, you just muk, you just stupid and some more is a zap fan boy.”

她回答的是:

「MCO不是我们分手的理由,是我对你没感觉了。我对别的男生有感觉了。你看看你,只知道怎样“做面包”,你知不知道怎样让我感到开心?你不是,你只知道亲亲,你就是不聪明,加上又是一个杂饭男。」


After she say this out, I jing jing and say nothing, I just wanna to say this sadness out through here. After I come to UTAR google form, I notice, she want break out with me not actually like the above what she say, above not the main reason of why we break up, the real reason is my English is sucks. I hope admin team can change their mind, I need hua yu, if not I cannot tou gao again jor. I will si with no place to tu ku shui.

她讲出来以后,我静静没话说。我只是想在这里诉诉苦。自从我来到 UTAR Google form,我才发现她要跟我分手的真正原因其实不是以上她所说的,是我的英文太烂了。我希望管理员能够改变想法,我需要华语,不然的话我不能再投稿了,我就没有地方吐苦水了。


tq admin, sum fu sai. 

谢谢管理员,辛苦了。 

对此,就连底下留言的网民也跟着起哄,纷纷用起Manglish 来回复原PO的贴文:

除此之外,网民还表示看得懂,竟然直呼:原来我的英文那么厉害“、”为什么不好好说话“、”真的没有毛病“等。同时,还有网民不忘安慰失恋的原PO表示,你会找到更好的,可以找到一起吃面包的人。也有网民表示:”你给女友的都是错的,她要的式未来,不是亲亲”。

值得一提的是,后来男子才知道女友要跟他分手的原因竟然是“英文太烂了”。对此,你们觉得呢?

资料来源:UTAR Confessions 2021/2022

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